Stars: Lori Hassel,Mathew Lewis, & J.T. Taube
Genre: Horror
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 69 Mins
Tagline: None
Discussion
Let me start by saying, I have seen some shitty movies in my time, but this is by far the worst piece of mega crap I have seen. I will admit that i like cheesy/corny flicks to have some laughs. However, this excuse of a movie was excruciating to watch and finish; running at 69 min, it felt like 5 hours of torture and pain. Believe me when i say this is bottom of the barrel of garbage, take my word and don’t attempt to watch this movie. I will only go over this movie once, afterwards, pretend I never spoke of it.
Movie starts with this girl running around some hallways; she is being chased by ghouls and zombies. She gets saved by a guy named Spider; He takes the girl to a hideout, where his family is hiding from ghouls, zombies and shit. I have no fucking clue what happened, whether the world went to shit, or if this girl fell into a demented version of Alice in Wonderland. Which reminds me, every character in this movie is so god damn annoying and retarted…ugh, I am truly having a hard time going over this one, and I will probably get a hernia from going over this fucker. Anyway, as far as I was paying attention, the whole thing is just a bunch of demented mofos torturing and killing people for pleasure. Now, you might ask: Where do the Zombies and ghouls fit in? They don’t, that simple.
This movie was directed by Todd Sheets, who proclaims himself as “The Master of Splatter” well, I wish I could agree, but this guy is just a master of making painful movies to watch. This is the second sheets movie I sit through, the first being Zombie Rampage (another turd) Why would I endure such shit? Like I’ve said before, I’m a masochist when it comes to shitty movies. Anyhow, the budget of this movie, which Sheets “says” was in the thousands, to me it was more like 5 dollars. The freaking film was shot on a VHS tape, at least that’s what it looks like to me. I’m not referring to actual transfer, which also looks horrendous; I mean the actual camera was a VHS camera. It felt as if the whole movie was a twisted project from a couple of teenagers. Talking about twisted, this movie is fucking sick, I mean like fucked up sick. There’s a scene where they stick a piece of large wood up a guys ass and out through his mouth, gushing out blood and gore…however, the gore looks like play dough. To wrap up, please do yourself a favor...avoid this movie. I only saw it because it came in a box set of 50 Horror Movies in 12 DVD's. 
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